cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via expressionedjuice)

love-hard-love-forever:

asian:

my heart melted

The cutest thing ever!

(Source: wewewe-soexcited, via swag-fag-society)

jakemalik:

"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"

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(Source: hi, via snootymcbooty)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via persistentpineapple)

miyazakis-heroines:

fandomania:

DustBunny as My Neighbor Totoro by Mike Rollerson

This Cosplay is amazing

(via mahou-dojikko)

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

(Source: -trillium-, via fiction-addictions)

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via abandoned-white-crayons)

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.